Bitcoin to Tulips 🌷
A Chrome extension that replaces all references to Bitcoin on Twitter with tulip 🌷 emojis.
Download Chrome Extension**Made in 🇨🇳 using a VPN in a coffee shop by someone who taught himself how to build a Chrome Extension for this sole purpose.
Why does this matter?
Because Blockchain
Over the last year, the price of Bitcoin has shot from around $1000 to $0. Blockchain blockchain, science science, math, algorithms, hash rate, mining pool yadda yadda yadda.
Blockchain Technology
This is supposed to sound impressive to make you want it.
Ding Ding
It can probably keep going up until it reaches $1 Million
Science and Facts
Here are all the reasons "this time it's different"
Buying Frenzy
Look! All your friends are getting rich! BITCOIN TO THE MOON!!!!
(I literally taught myself how to use an API with Javascript today just to be able to put in the live Bitcoin price).
pricing
Get it with Low Pricing
What you get for just
1.0/ month
- A useless Chrome Extension
- Shame + Regret
- Funding my retirement
- *Just kidding... it's obviously free*
Testimonials
These Made-Up People Love It!
Bitcoin to Tulips changed my life! Now when I go on Twitter, I don't have to see references to Bitcoin anymore!
John Smith
Looks like a VC
This was literally the only photo of woman on uifaces.com. Too bad... it used to be a cool place to get people photos.
Jane Doe
#diversity
This is literally just a picture of me. Obviously I'm going to say you should use it. You should download this app.
Izzy Piyale-Sheard
Made this Website
FAQ
Most Common Questions
So... go do that. (Also yay! All three of these work in Canada 🇨🇦! )
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